I know the iPhone is the best. Everybody says it is. It is the top of the line and the thing that every smart person must have.
*It's an iPhone.*
*This is not an iPhone.*
I can get away with having an inferior machine if I dress it up. It will look all right from a distance, and I can pretend to have the real thing.
"It's time to accessorize!"
Find out what goes with your iPhone. What is it that sets it off? What makes it sparkle? I like some nice, colorful prints with a neon sheen. That is sure to turn heads. You just might end up with some new contacts.
When viewed in the right context, your phone can even be useful.
My iPhone was making the strangest noise the other day. "Ring ring ring". Why does it do that?