Good News for Modern Person Type People
For the Lord hath sayeth unto thee, verily thou shalt liken unto thy Facebook parchment those who unto thee hath bestoweth mightily a tree of fragrant scent. And therein thy status shall be copied and those who believe shall post it verily as the Lord hath sayeth.
We were starting think that we were never going to find any celebrities until we stumbled upon Oprah.
We searched the area and found some sort of spoor. It's a gelatinous-like substance and it is currently being analyzed. I don't know why it is taking so long. Until then, this grainy photograph is all we have to go on. We'll update this item next month. It's exciting, though.