August 2014

WASHINGTON -- If you are overweight, then one of the best weight-loss tips is not to listen to skinny people. If any skinny person tries to give you tips for losing weight, just tell them to shove it. They don’t know what they are talking about.

Skinny people think that they know what is best for fat people. They tell us to eat less and exercise more. They act like we probably haven’t heard that piece of advice yet. They expect us to kiss their boney butts for imparting this genius knowledge.

My advice is to get help from someone who knows how it feels. And also to eat less and exercise more.