August 2014

To Tuesday Magazine

Weight Loss Tips

WASHINGTON -- If you are overweight, then one of the best weight-loss tips is not to listen to skinny people. If any skinny person tries to give you tips for losing weight, just tell them to shove it. They don’t know what they are talking about.

Weight Loss

"Skinny people think that they understand us."

Skinny people think that they understand us. They tell us to eat less and exercise more. They act like we probably haven’t heard that piece of advice yet. They expect us to kiss their boney butts for imparting this genius knowledge.

Overweight people should get help from professionals or someone who knows how it feels. And also, they should eat less and exercise more.

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